My contracts are not that complicated.  I intentionally make them easy enough for some human resource mouthbreather to understand.  This one potential client that called me on Tuesday has been crying for me to send over some resumes ”in good faith” – they need three people in Nashville ASAP – while they wait for HR [...]

“You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.  You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We are all part of the same compost heap.”

An unemployed executive chef’s offer comes in at 68.5, and he is looking for 70.  So he turns it down and calls me at 7 AM, telling me how [...]

I met a guy that wants me to help write a resume through a friend of a friend, and he seems pretty cool.  But how do you write a resume on a guy that gets kicked out of the Marines in Fiji, winds up making friends in Amsterdam and goes into the porno business, and [...]