Today, we salute you, Mister Senior Programmer lying sack of shit that cost me money.
(it’s JUST a little fib)
Only you would go into an interview not knowing what HTML was.
(I SUCK at acronyms…)
When you talk code, Yoda has you on speed dial.
(It’s JUST a figure of speech)
You wipe your balls on C#. You develop people like Octomom on a coke bender.
(nothing rhymes with Octomom!!!)
Here’s to you, Mister Senior Programmer lying sack of shit that cost me money. I may get weeknight drunk on your behalf.