I met a guy that wants me to help write a resume through a friend of a friend, and he seems pretty cool. But how do you write a resume on a guy that gets kicked out of the Marines in Fiji, winds up making friends in Amsterdam and goes into the porno business, and is now sitting in my office?
No shit. “Andy” made 400K a year when he made friends with a guy that managed a sex theater in the Red Light District, and they decided to install webcams in the peep show booths. The owner was a absentee German national and didn’t give a fuck about anything but his monthly take. He finally had to shut it down because “anyone with a heartbeat and a hard-on can find porn online for free these days”.
And now a natural entrepreneur like Andy wants to join corporate America for the first time at age 29. This fucking economy better turn around so he can get back to doing cool shit like this. Can you imagine making over 30K a month as a 25 year old PORN LORD, smoking weed and banging whores in Amsterdam? This man has a lifestyle to lead, my friends.